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The Who: Your Friendly Neighborhood Stalker - Agent Mercury
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm a terrible autobiographer.

I can tell you that I listen to music like the average mammal breathes. I make veiled references to all fictional mediums that none of my friends understand because they're so much cooler than I am. My sarcasm is only outdone by my ability to trip over absolutely nothing. I could burn down my own house unintentionally if left unsupervised in a kitchen. Upon googling my name I've decided that the powers that be are funnier than a Carlin-Hedburg-Costello love child. Compartmentalized doesn't even begin to cover it. Spinning around in a desk chair until you're almost sick is a perfectly acceptable way to pass time. Pretending you are not from your nation of origin and repeatedly insisting your best friend is a prostitute in the middle of the Museum of Natural History in indecipherable broken English is just as much fun as it sounds. Purchasing a book written about the history of women in america and their respective firearms purely because the author has the same name that your parents so lovingly gave to you is entirely necessary. Singing loudly to every mediocre popular song produced by your generation is totally required when in a moving vehicle. Especially the ones people like to pretend they don't know every line of and secretly rock out to. I also wrestle alligators in the nude. It's excellent cardio.
The What: Waning and Rising Addictions
I read - NCIS, Supernatural, SG-1, Jane Austen, Burn Notice, Bones, Dark Angel, The Pretender, Chuck, the various Superman universes, Fringe, Psych and Tamora Pierce. There are others but they come and go, too fleeting to really mention.

I write - Austen, The Pretender, NCIS, SG-1, Psych, Robin Hood, X-Men Movie Verse, Star Trek IX and some Marauder Era Potter when the mood strikes.

It's subject to change almost everyday depending on inclination and weather patterns.
The Where: Hanging Hats and Tortured Anti-Heroes
Physically I split the coasts. So depending on the time of year or the season's harvest I can be found in the Pacific or Eastern Standard time zones. In a fandom sense I would say I'm more grounded to Supernatural then any other. Firsts have a way of hanging on to you like that, just ask any jilted freshman.
I'm naturally attracted to any fandom though where there be a character clan worth their watching. Especially if they happen to have a rogue with a quick wit, sharper tongue and abandonment issues. It's my kryptonite. Give me a smart ass with well hidden insecurities and a tragic past and watch me get weak in the knees. Damn them. If I only I didn't love it so.
The When: Procrastinators - Leaders of Tomorrow
I'm working on finishing TMYL, TMIL. My muse and I need to have a serious get together. Other than that it's school, work, school, work, school. Class, class, class. And then some crazy NCIS stuff that won't leave me alone, damn you Season Six!, and my ever present recent affinity for Star Trek 2009'ness.
The Why: Turn That Frown Right Side Down
Mostly I watch television shows in their entirety or just short.

The 4400, Angel, Being Human, Better Off Ted, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Burn Notice, Castle, Chuck, Daria, Dark Angel, Dead Like Me, The Dead Zone, Doctor Who (2005), Eureka, Entourage, Firefly, Friends, Fringe, Gilmore Girls, Greek, , How I Met Your Mother, Kyle XY, Leverage, Life, Lois & Clark, NCIS, The O.C., The Pretender, Psych, Robin Hood, Robot Chicken, Roswell, Sherlock, Smallville, Stargate: SG-1, Suits,Supernatural, Torchwood, Terminator: TSCC, Tru Calling, Ugly Betty, Veronica Mars, Warehouse 13, White Collar. I know I've forgotten a few...

With movies I love mind warping, I can't believe that just happened types. That and my greatest love, Zombie Apocalypse Flicks. If there's enough relative humor, explosions and general bad-assery I'll be there.

The tops are: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Boondock Saints, Poolhall Junkies, Lucky Number Slevin, Evil Dead Trilogy, Blade Trilogy, MP: Holy Grail, Princess Bride, Dogma, Fight Club, Down With Love, Fanboys, Primal Fear, The Prestige, Memento, Fallen, Stardust, Pride & Prejudice, White Oleander, Penelope, Roman Holiday and a general affection for comic books movies of most shapes and sizes.

I've always been an avid reader. I suppose my family knew my elder brother was a lost cause so they focused all their literary attention on me. There is absolutely no way I could begin to list my written loves. I'll say that I'm a huge Vonnegut fan (although I haven't even really delved as far into his work as I'd like). My favorite Shakespearean work is The Taming of the Shrew and for tragedies Hamlet. I mostly loved Tamora Pierce's whole collection. I didn't like Twilight at all. I don't do Chick-Lit mostly for the same reason I don't do most Chick-Flicks; they bore me. Invisible Monster is on my recommend so we can be friends list and Sex, Drugs and CoCo Puffs is gospel.
People I Love Stalk
Authors: Mink, Trollprincess, Dodger_Winslow, JustForSpite

Special Projects: Refur, Anteka, TMarieTehMighty

Sam to my Dean: Nerelim

The Fandom Agents: Phoenix & Palalo.
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